her clockwork heart

Dear dogs, please entertain yourselves into a coma with that tennis ball so I can make these earrings and go to bed because I really shouldn’t be upright.


People will stare. Make it worth their while → Ralph Lauren | F/W ‘13-‘14


Now imagine running through a thicket with that on. Just sayin’.

People will stare. Make it worth their while → Ralph Lauren | F/W ‘13-‘14

Now imagine running through a thicket with that on. Just sayin’.

tedderette:

nightbringer24:

Listening to Sabaton’s Long Live The King is making me wonder to myself what title I would take if I was king.

I’m torn between either keeping it as Ciaran, so it’d be Ciaran the First (Ciaran I) or doing the thing where a monarch changes their name, so it’s be Charles. Although that’s mainly so I can use Carolus. Hehe…

I’d definitely want to be Her Imperial Majesty Queen Scarlet.

Ciaran is a really cool name though!

Let’s see. Her Dread Majesty, Scourge of the West, Lady of the Crimson Lands, Empress Scarlett I. That works.

Character: Hello, I'm an attractive fictional badass.
Me: FUCK NOT AGAIN.
questionableadvice:

~ The Housekeeper’s Year-Book, by Helen Campbell, 1883

This probably works as well against bedbugs as anything else. Do try not to touch or inhale the benzene.

questionableadvice:

~ The Housekeeper’s Year-Book, by Helen Campbell, 1883

This probably works as well against bedbugs as anything else. Do try not to touch or inhale the benzene.

So, the whole “my chest is tight and I can’t breathe” thing seems to be pretty regularly followed by the “here, let me cough up tiny bits of blood” thing.

Nice to see a pattern.

ursulavernon:

Some days I just want to throw my hands in the air and sob because the world is so big and so broken and I can’t fix ANY of it.

…probably I should put something inspiring here about the things that make me keep going, but frankly, I’d like it if people could just be less awful for awhile…

How to have a zero drama fandom
Step 1: like a thing
Step 2: find a few close friends who also like the thing
Step 3: don't talk to anyone else in the fandom literally those 5-6 persons are your fandom

iwishihadafather:

YEEEEEEESSS

I’m just going to stare at this.

WHAT TUMBLR USER DO U SHIP ME WITH

salparadisewasright:

I know what answer I always get from the usual suspects, but I’m curious if anybody else has any notions…

*cough* do I even have to say it *cough*