actuallyratchet:

all my friends are v cute. if ur my friend youre automatically cute sorry i dont make the rules 

This ;)

Fun things with beads.

kata-speaks:

rottenbrainstuff:

So I just found out that a student in my daughter’s class is a fan of 50 Shades of Grey. This girl is 13 years old.

I wish I could erase those books from existence.

Great.

Where the fuck are her parents, if you don’t mind my asking?

Not paying attention to her reading material, apparently. As if girls needed any MORE dreck passing off unhealthy and dangerous relationships as “romantic” ones.

For Isaac, who insinuated I’d fill the new phone with steampunk and porn: my iBooks library :D

agentotter:

jacobtheloofah:

no but the best part is how he got the name:
his name was originally “potatoes,” and his owner, willoughby bertie, told the stable lad who helped him to write the horse’s name on a feed bin. the boy misheard it as, literally “pot-eight-o’s” and wrote it with 8 o’s. bertie found it so funny that he kept that as the horses name.

This is the most beautiful horse-related story I’ve ever heard.


*sporfle*

agentotter:

jacobtheloofah:

no but the best part is how he got the name:

his name was originally “potatoes,” and his owner, willoughby bertie, told the stable lad who helped him to write the horse’s name on a feed bin. the boy misheard it as, literally “pot-eight-o’s” and wrote it with 8 o’s. bertie found it so funny that he kept that as the horses name.

This is the most beautiful horse-related story I’ve ever heard.

*sporfle*

pyojamas:

Please don’t let anyone tell you that something that makes you happy, or helps calm you down, is a waste of time.

mad-dogs-and-englishmen:

ripperblackstaff:

Ah, you see that is the secret.  Never teach someone all you know just all they need to know.

What if all they need to know is everything? ;)

lazoey:

everyone has that one celebrity where no matter how shitty of a day you’re having just seeing their face or hearing their voice makes you smile and for that split second you forget about your reality and are taken away to that made up world in your head where it’s just you and them

For Isaac, who insinuated I’d fill the new phone with steampunk and porn: my iBooks library :D

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mad-dogs-and-englishmen:

tedderette:

mad-dogs-and-englishmen:

3.Had sex in public?  Yes several times

In church, in a movie theatre, on a coach, in a park oh and in a crypt

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A crypt? Do tell.